Monday, November 07, 2005
I'm taking a break from reading tax in my fav. place...the library. *sarcasm*
When I left my apartment, I obviously had to wait for the elevator. As I waited, some of my neighbors, who happened to be girls, walked down the hall. The conversation went something like this:
Girls: Do you have any porn?
At this point, I was thinking "Are you serious?" But, in that short two seconds, I realized they were not joking. Anyways, back to the convo.
Me: ...On my computer. Girls: Oh no, like on DVD? Me: Ohhhhh....no...sorry. Girls: Why not? Me: Why buy it when you can download it for free? Girls: True...good point. Me: If you want, I can burn some on a CD for you though. Girls: Ehhh, no. [Short pause in the convo as they tried to figure out what to do.] [As they went to a neighbor's door (guys live there)....I said the following] Me: Just have the guys there burn some porn on a CD for you.
I then proceeded to get onto the elevator.
So, yes everyone, now you know I have porn on my computer. And, I am not ashamed of it either. Quite frankly, I think I have a pretty good selection...hahaha. But nothing f*cked up.
If you'd like and this only applies to girls....when I come to visit, I can put some on my laptop that I will (hopefully) have at that time and we can eat some popcorn and watch it together. hahaha.
I can only imagine what everyone thinks of me now.
Back to reading tax and the wonderful world of tax credits. *sarcasm*