Saturday, May 20, 2006

So after three and a half months of complete and utter laziness, I finally decided to change my age from 21 to 22 along with my location, favourite song, etc. in the "About Me" section. I have continually failed to find a new blogskin. Everything on is so damn feminine-looking. I have been a fresh uni graduate for about a week now. I still don't think it has sunk in yet because I feel like I've just come home for summer break. I figure it will sink in 15 August, my first day of work. According to some reports, this year's graduating class is the best in terms of receiving jobs, nice salaries, and bonuses since the dot com boom. I can probably attest to that.

Back in December, I received a mailing from US Airways asking me to choose free subscriptions to use up my frequent flier miles. I had about 7,000 from traveling during last summer's internship so I'm assuming they were acting in my interest in that this was the best way to use up the subscriptions...since you need at least 30,000 for a free roundtrip flight in the US. So I chose educational subscriptions like The Wall Street Journal, The Financial Times, and The Economist. But, I also chose MAXIM - something extra-curricular.

In each monthly issue, MAXIM as a column called "Ask Heidi" who is also referred to as "The First Lady of Sex!" People can write in to her and get their questions answered. The following question and response came from the June 2006 issue, copyright MAXIM.

Question: "My buddy and I have a $100 bet on this one: What's a more popular request among guys who pay for sex - a threesome or an Asian chick? - Sal, 20, New York City"

Answer (by Heidi): "I would say it's 50-50. Asians are really hot right now. The standard thinking about Asian women is that they're great because they're submissive and they do anything, and there might be something to that. But beyond the whole submissive stereotype - and I know plenty of Asian women who don't fit that profile at all - Asian women always seem to have really great skin. That's part of the attraction. They look very clean and presentable in public. Guys want a girl they can bring to a charity function, then take home and get her down on all fours and do the nastiest things they ever thought of. Classy on the town and porno star in the bedroom - that's what guys are after."

This is probably the best column (...hahaha) I've read in a long time. Some of the other funny/amusing questions asked by guys in this issue were: "My friend's little sister is superhot and always coming on to me. Should I nail her even though my buddy would probably kill me?" AND "I recently started dating a women who has a reputation for being a skank. She seems like a sweet girl, but I can't help believing the rumors. What can you say that'll make me feel better about her?"

To any guy that read this post, pick up the next issue of MAXIM. To any girl that read this post, sorry for possibly being offended.


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